Corrupt a wish

granted, but you didn't get it. I did. And I came over later, and I said "hey, look at what I got! I got the best thing ever!" and you begin to cry, and I throw some knitting needles at you, and it kinda hurts, because they hit you with their pointy ends, but they hit your back, because you were kneeling down low as you cried, so they just stung a little bit, and glanced off.


I wish for a hill of my very own.

Granted, but its a fat chick ;P think about it xD

I wish i was the most powerful shinigami who could never lose my powers

Granted, but you died of old age 20 years ago


I wish for 500 RP points

Wish granted but it was a minus 500 not +

I wish i was feeling better @@

granted but then u get ran over by a reindeer

i wish to b the smartest person in the universe

Granted but your head explodes when its granted

I wish i was top poster, oh wait i am xDDD

I wish i had a sniper rifle

granted but it backfires n blows ur hand off

i wish i was betta at rpin

granted but u no longer hand hands to type

I wish there was a zombie appacolips and i was immune to the virus

granted but the zombies ripped ur body apart n ate ur brains

i wish to b the funniest person eva

granted but your not funny to zombies who proceed to eat you xD

I wish i had chain saws for hands

granted but u chop ur head off

i wish i had pyro n hydrokinesis

granted but you burn and drown yourself xD

I wish i wasnt so sick

Granted,You die from the illness

I wish I was myself!!

Wish granted but you die once its granted

I wish i wwas immortal and didnt age

granted but u hav to repeat ur same year of skool over n u become very lonely

i wish that i was immune to corrupt wishes

Granted but you get hit by a bus before it happends.

Wish I was 16 forever!!

Granted but your now to young to do anything

wish i was 21 forver

granted but u get raped by a dude who hates 21 year olds n kills u

i wish that bleach was real

Granted but your eaten by a hollow
i wish i was Alex Louis Armstrong

granted but u get murdered by a racist person

i wish to be unbeatable

note XD the person i said is from full metal

u still culd get murdered by a racist person
sumbody who either doesnt like white ppl or sum1 who doesnt like alchemists

xD pfft only if they have sars powers otherwise id rape

wish granted but you are beaten before its granted effectively nullifying the wish xD

I wish i had a bottomless pit in my stomach xD

granted but u die from hunger

i wish that i was betta at rpin

granted, but only in spanish RP's... and you don't speak spanish.


I wish for a gourd of gourds