Corrupt a wish

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:57 pm

granted but they kill ur char

i wish to destroy the entire universe

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Aug 23, 2011 11:20 pm

granted but you they kill you in the first post

i wish for a mountain dew

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Wed Aug 24, 2011 2:56 am

granted, you're trapped at the top of the mountain, looking at the morning dew. good luck getting down...

I wish for a lemonade

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Wed Aug 24, 2011 10:02 am

granted but it is poison n ur killed within the 1st second

i wish for to decide on if i wanna go bak to skool or not

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Wed Aug 24, 2011 1:35 pm

granted but you still end up poor

i wish for a girlfriend

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Wed Aug 24, 2011 2:23 pm

granted, you get a girlfriend... Who dies three hours later.

I wish for a horse

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Wed Aug 24, 2011 6:56 pm

granted but it rapes u n u die

i wish i culd go on jeopardy

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Wed Aug 24, 2011 7:11 pm

granted but you get shot on stage

I wish i was captain of squad 9

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Wed Aug 24, 2011 7:31 pm

Granted, you find out being blind is actually a requirement for the captain of the squad by way of hot pokers in the eyes...

I wish I was the 10th squad captain.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sun Aug 28, 2011 3:49 pm

Right before your wish comes true, you fall victim to spontaneous human combustion.

I wish I had a nice cup of tea and a biscuit.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sun Aug 28, 2011 4:20 pm

Granted, but the tea is cold when you get it, and you find a bug on your biscuit, which causes you to cry.
Then you also fall victim to spontaneous human combustion

I wish for a hot cup of tea and a biscuit with not bugs on it.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sun Aug 28, 2011 4:46 pm

The cup falls out of your hand, on the biscuit, causing it to break in tiny little crumbles to small for your to eat, right before you take a sip. Your leg is burned while you are abducted by aliens whom set you on fire to test the wick effect.

I wish I had some bugs to eat.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sun Aug 28, 2011 6:02 pm

granted, but they're parasitic bugs who take over your body and use you to conquer earth.

I wish Parasitic bugs didn't conquer earth.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sat Sep 03, 2011 8:27 pm

granted but a race of evil aliens comes and destroys us all

i wish i could find a gud dbz rpg

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Fri Sep 09, 2011 9:59 am

granted but every time you are about to play something comes up that requires your immediate attention

i wish i could master bankai

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:17 pm

granted, but only on Portuegese bleach games.

I wish I had bleach: soul resurrecion.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:10 pm

granted but its broken

i wish i culd change itami shikai n bankai

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:21 am

granted but when the switch happens, you lose your powers and have to regain them from the beggining

i wish for a really cool new ability for my sheild

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sat Sep 10, 2011 7:14 am

granted but koga doesnt approve it so u cnt use it

i wish to find a way to go viz

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sun Sep 11, 2011 3:15 am

granted but you lose to your inner hollow and turn hollow

i wish i knew what a third stage release would be called

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sun Sep 11, 2011 2:25 pm

granted but u die from the pure awesomeness of it

i wish to defeat aizen

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sun Sep 11, 2011 3:41 pm

granted, but you still can't beat Ulquiorra... and he just released his second ress...

I wish I had a THIRD ress!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sun Sep 11, 2011 3:52 pm

Granted but the requirements consume your entier being and you seace to exist with no reincarnation possible.

I wish honjo was dead xD

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sat Sep 17, 2011 1:02 pm

granted, he gets killed by a rubber ducky, and when you ask people what they thought of him, they go "oh, that annoying guy you used to RP?"

I wish I had control of all the votes in america!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sun Sep 18, 2011 7:28 pm

granted but they vote for killin ur entire bein

i wish to rule the world

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