Corrupt a wish

The essentials of this game are, you post a wish for something good or nice, such as "I wish for a dollar." and another person needs to make the wish rebound on you and turn terrible, such as "Granted, but you got it by pickpocketing a policeman, and he arrests you."
In essence, do a "monkey's paw" sort of wish corruption to the person who just wished, then post a wish yourself.
Example:

Post 1:
I wish for a pony

Post 2:
Granted, but it's an evil pony which bites your face


I wish for a grilled cheese sandwich.
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And so on and so forth.
so, to start things off


I wish for a kitty who can say the words "I can has cheezburger?"

Wish granted. With moldy bread and rotten cheese.

I wish I was a good artist.

Granted, but you lose your arms the moment your wish is granted.



I wish for more arms.

Granted, but the arms all turn on you

I wish for more wishes

granted but all the wishes turn on u n each hav a bad ending worst than the last

i wish all the fries i culd eat

granted, but the fries were spoiled and toxic

I wish we had more members on this site dag nabit >:[

Granted but everyone goes inactive after signing up. o.O^

I wish I could sleep. ._."

Granted, but now your dead o.o

I wish i had a corruption free wish

Granted for the price of a wish. o.O^

I wish I could walk on air. XDDD

Granted, But your now paraplegic

I wish for true Love

granted, but it's not your true love, it's Hitlers.



I wish for some sort of love

granted, by one of the ugliest peoples alive in this world.

I wish I was able to travel between dimensions o.O'

granted, but you're not very good at it, and get stuck halfway the first time you try



I wish I had shinigami powers

Grated, but you are in the Maggots Nest


I Wish i was a Genie

granted, but your bottle gets hurled into deep space, and is never found out.



I wish for a ham burger

wish granted, but are alien creatures with deathrays in there thinking its their home o_O

I wish I was a billionaire!! so freaking bad

Granted, but you got the money from selling drugs so the FBI is taking everything you own.


I Wish for a friend with benefits.

granted but your friend has man parts

i wish to b omnipotent

granted, but you don't know how to use omnipotence, and end up trapping yourself in a sealed room that rendered you powerless, where the only other living creature there is Jar-Jar Binks



I wish for a FEMALE friend with benefits

Granted, But you now have every STD in the book.


I wish for a Xbox 360

wish granted but it has the red ring of death o_O

I wish to have a clean female sex partner,with no STDs or previous operations and is sexy and a god in the bedroom.

Granted, but later on, it turns out she only existed in your imagination.


I wish for a PS2

granted but all the games made for the ps2 were destroyed by a game virus

i wish that everybody wuld stop wishing

granted, but the topic ends here, and you don't get to see the lovely comments in corrupt a wish anymore



I wish for a roasted turkey

Granted, but inside the turkey are maggots o_O

I wish for the best thing ever! xD