Corrupt a wish

You do, every one revolts in a anger and throwes you out of power.


I wish to have lightning fast internet.

Granted but your computer cannot handle the power and explodes.
I wish i had a golden ticket

wish granted, but willy wonka has a stroke and dies before you can use it.

i wish every thing was free.

(noooooo Dx willyyyy!!!!)


Granted but you die before the law is passed! xP
I wish willy wonka was alive Dx

granted but he rapes u
i wish to b IMMORTALL

Granted but before you are immortal you are injected with a drug that enhanced pain by 5000% and are tortured for all of your years.

I wish Barbas would just die xD

Granted but Barsbas kills you in his/her last attack.


I wish I had 0 exp points

Granted with no adverse effects as that wish was just plain dumb xD

I wish upon a star that the new spiderman movie wont come out cus they realize how stupid it looks.

granted but they come out with an even worser movie than that

i wish to beat Kogaaaa

Granted but Rizu kills you before you can

I wish my rp characters could stay alive

granted but they r killed anyways
i wish love was nuthn but a word

granted but you have a disease that causes you to have intense pain every second of your never ending life

i wish for more exp...

granted but u end up killing every one including your friends..


I wish i had a giant burrito....;D

Granted only eating the borrito results in your stomach blistering and tearing it's outer lining landing you in a hospital for 10 months and over $100k in medical bills. On top of that you find out your medical insurance was a scam and your left to pay the bills by yourself.


I wish my life had been more eventful on a happy note as of opposed to being filled with the deaths of everyone I've ever cared for.

granted, but you were shaped to be a far different person as a result, and are now unrecognizable even to yourself.


I wish for less wishes that make everyone very uncomfortable.

Granted however everyone's wishes than lean towards fairy dust and sparkling vampires.


I wish I didn't have to go to classes.

granted, you're now one of my loyal undead servants, and don't have to go to classes. Or work. or even bother with the whole thinking process.


I wish I had frostmourne.

Granted only fostmourne has taken over your soul and you are now nothing more than a frosty elemental mindlessly keeping the balance of elements stable

Granted, Nothing happened. XD

I wish Takehitsu remembered to wish for something.

damnit i did wish for something... how odd?

Granted Takehitsu wishes you died XD

...bwahahahaha. For not wishing twice in a row, you get sent to the maggots nest.


I wish Takehitsu would actually wish, rather than just grant others wishes.

granted but now he can't because he is in the maggots nest

i wish i knew what to wish for ^^

granted but u 4get b4 u make it

i wish that i wasnt so behind in my skool work

Granted, but then your teacher gives you double the amount to complete the next day and you're all the way behind again.

I wish I had the power of hypnotism.

granted but u hypnotize urself into in an eternal sleep

i wish to control the 5 elements