Rome,Italy

I arrive to Rome after a few hours of flying on the air plane. As i exit the airport I put my headphone on and put my hands in my pockets. I walk through the streets,trying to remember my Italian that I learned. As I walk for about thirty minutes I discover the small gun shop I was in search of.

I entered the front room,filled with a varrient type of guns and shelfs of ammo. I smile and ring the bell at the counter,awaiting the shop owner.

I see an old man enter the from the back room and smiled. "Cosa posso fare per te giovane?(What can I do for you young man?)" He asked me and I smiled as I then spoke with my wobbely Italian. "Ti capita di parlare inglese?(Do you happen to speak English?)" I asked him,to see if it would be easier for me to talk to him. He motioned his head an a no manner."Ci dispiace ma non lo faccio.(Sorry but I do not)" He says,slightly sadened by the fact. I smiled as I spoke my next sentence.

"Va tutto bene. Ho sentito dire che avete cominciato a vendere pistole holowed fuori di ogni tipo. Vorrei comprare un po '. Potremmo anche fare un affare per voi per la fornitura di me e si paga."(It's alright. I have heard that you have begun to sell holowed out guns of all sorts. I would like to buy some. We might even make a business deal for you to supply me and I pay you.) He nods his head but I could tell he was slightly confused by my knowing this and why I would want it. "Come un uomo d'affari che ho imparato a non chiedere domande. Especally nel commercio di armi.(As a businessman I have learned to not ask questions. Especally in the trading of weapons.)"

I smiled at the man's remark. "Molto saggia di voi signore. Vorrei acquistare 26 pistole, 10 fucili di precisione e 16 fucili da caccia.(Very Wise of you sir. I would like to buy 26 handguns,10 sniper rifles and 16 shotguns.)" He nodded. "Datemi l'indirizzo e te lo manderò signore bene.(Give me the address and I will send it to you good sir.)"

I nodded as I grabbed a nearby pen and paper and wrote down my address. I pull out my wallet and drop a few bills onto the counter. "Per il disturbo. arrivederci(For your troubles. Goodbye)" I said as I walked out and went back to the airport to go back to Venice.