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*I wake up feeling great knowing today is the day ill get into Squad 2.*
Yup today is the day.
*I say with a smile. I Walk onto the field looking around for the Squad 2 recruiter.*
IM HERE!
*I look around but only see one stand on the field but no one is there.*
umm hello?
Squad2 recruiter: Fill out he paper work plz
*I look around to see who said it but i dont see anyone.*
Squad2 recruiter: THE PAPER WORK!!!!!

Okay no need to yell.
*I walk over to the stand pick up the paper work and start to fill it out.*
Squad2 recruiter: So wanna be in squad 2? You gotta be stealthy like me young man.
*I look up into the tree above the stand and see a man standing on 1 foot acting like he is a branch blowing in the wind.*
Yea you really are stealthy guy.....
*I continue. my paper work as the man keeps talking.*
Squad2 recruiter: Yes only highly skilled Shinigami can hide like i can young man.
Yea you must be as powerful as a lieutenants guy.....
Squad2 recruiter: Ha! im almost as strong as a caption young man!
Yea of course yoou are guy.......
*I Finish the paper place it on the stand and walk away hopping the Guy wont try and continue talking about how great he is.
Squad2 recruiter: Well see you later young man, better luck next time trying to kind me hahahaha.
Yup Cya guy......

*I'm back at the field and walk up to the stand.*
Well
Squad2 recruiter: You got lucky young man. Your in.
Im lucky how?
Squad2 recruiter: because i dont think you have the skill.
Oh really? oh whatever guy.
Squad2 recruiter: If you think you have skill then find me young man, but i warn you my new hiding place is better than the last one.
*I look up to see he is about 2 feet over from the last place he was standing. I kick the tree as hard as i can shacking it making him fall face first on the stand.*
Hahaha Cya guy
*I walk out the door and say to myself*
Almost caption my ass.